Big mama house like father like son movie#

This suddenly sounds pretty ground breaking for a mainstream film. вЂњThe moral here is if you slap a dress on a guy, they will come.вЂќ And finally, probably my favorite quote of any review ever, which comes to us by way of The Hollywood Reporter. Anything else would be grounds for a refund. вЂњFaizon Love is the roly poly maintenance man with an eye for Big MommaвЂ™s big thighs.вЂќ вЂ“ Orlando SentinelДЇaizon Love apparently chose to go uncredited in the part of вЂњ Kurtis Kool*,вЂќ but anyone who so much as saw the poster knew Faizon Love had to be in there. Nonetheless, thanks to a herculean, borderline miraculous effort on my part, I was able to pull two amazing quotes.

Big mama house like father like son movie#

Two problems arose: First, the movie didnвЂ™t screen for critics in most places (oh God please let Armond White review it eventually), and second, it soon became clear that nothing at all interesting happened in this movie. I digress, but my assumption was that because it was so universally reviled, Big Mommas: Like Father Like Son would make a great candidate for our plot-recreated-using-expository-review-quotes game. (2) House Party was 95% recommended on RottenTomatoes.

Others are punched, kicked, beaten with books or hit in the crotch. One man is shot and killed (shown on screen). Big Mommas House is a 2000 action comedy starring Martin Lawrence as Malcolm Turner, an FBI agent and expert in disguises who is assigned to stakeout the residence of 'Big Momma', an elderly African-American woman who is the grandmother of the ex-girlfriend of a notorious criminal. Violence: Characters are threatened with guns and fired at. Two surprising things about that: (1) Martin Lawrence was in House Party. Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son is rated PG-13 by the MPAA for some sexual humor and brief violence. The last one to get above 50% was House Party in 1990. As a sidenote, the other day TheFilmStage discovered that Martin Lawrence hadnвЂ™t had a вЂњFreshвЂќ movie on RottenTomatoes in 21 years. Big Mommas (NO APOSTROPHE, ITвЂ™S PLURAL THIS TIME!): Like Father Like Son is currently drawing an impressive 0% rating on RottenTomatoes. And while sharing a dorm room may not be the ideal way to get a little dad and teen bonding time, it seems that both Malcolm and Trent learn a thing or two about the other that contributes to a better footing for this stepfather and son relationship. Still the filmmakers manage to pull off the story with less parental concerns than previous Big Momma movies.

(IвЂ™m sure the first rule of FBI surveillance is to turn the lights off so the criminals arenвЂ™t watching you watch them.) Unfortunately, this script is often as cumbersome as the charactersвЂ™ prosthetic chests, with gapping plot holes, useless scenes and illogical scenarios all contributing. Yet, despite the circumstances, the sexual element is smaller than it could be, even when Big Momma is talked into posing in the nude for an art class. The result is plenty of sexually charged dialogue and innuendo along with some crude anatomical slang terms. While Malcolm hunts for the location of the loaded flash drive and wards off advances from the schoolвЂ™s handyman (Faizon Love), Trent tries-often unsuccessfully-to control his male impulses, especially when he is invited to attend a girlsвЂ™ pajama party.

However, putting a 17-year-old boy (played by a 27-year-old actor) in a female dorm is more dangerous than leaving him out to face the thugs (Henri Lubatti, Lorenzo Pisoni) who want him dead.